last nights topic
balls, testicles, blood and date with dad
started out like this..
mom what are these called???
i started out with balls.. but then thought maybe we should call them what they are.. so i quickly said..testicles...
mom what are testicles???? what is in them????
DUDE where is your dad.. why haven't I read a book of what is age appropriate? as I already KNOW you will go home to alpine to enlighten your friends with some choice words you all hear!!!!
so I go with sperm....
whats perm???
DUDE this is getting harder.. so I change to blood????
tad pipes up to say.. what happens if I loose all my blood..
me... you die..
then you start feeling around...
I ONLY have two.. you start to go into your fake cry.. that you can turn into a real one!!!
TAD.. your fine.. you have to loose ALOT of blood... cuts, scrapes don't count... your fine..
then right before you go to bed.. you say mom I only have one now..
me.. i will lay by you.. you are good...... (as you don't like me up on the bed..you like me RIGHT next to you..touching you...
and you ask me every night.. did you lock the door...or you have gone and done it yourself.. with the chain on it..you are only 5 but I feel more safe with you.. ( spencer your uncle was a crazy NUT locking down our house like fort knots growing up)
okay in the middle of this all.. as I came in with SOOOOO many threats PLEASE GO TO BED.. I am EXHAUSTED..... but you both had the giggles.. I had still not put ozzy down.. he was in their crawling around playing with you both.....WE LOVE HIM...
but while I take a break and lay by jonah on the bed.. you ever so INSIGHTFULLY ask me..
hey mom what do you want to go to dinner with dad???? maybe you should do that..... i look at you like.. did those words just come out of your mouth????
you say, you know like the date you went on with him for the monavie party???? ( which btw ozzy and you came with me.. we just saw a book made up of pictures from that.. which you were dancing .. you were QUITE fond of them.. WHILE TAD WAS PO"ED that he was NOT in them...AT and I even caught him looking at the pictures.. then slamming in around.. tad THOUGHT nobody was watching.. it was if he was having this inner fight with himself.. AT and I hid our laughing....
I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH.....
every day is better with you boys..... i honestly can NOT wait till july 23rd.. where all your dreams WILL come true.. pool every day..... PLAYING WITH WHOM YOU LOVE.. i swear it..... everyday.