oh I miss being a smart ass FOR SURE.. I starting to go a bit nutty and UNLOAD all 3 months worth on an english speaking person..... ( yes feel sorry for them)
but I am starting to figure out how to fit it in!!!!
AT was fine making me LAUGH hard inside our apt..
first drops the bomb of "jaime we are NOT going to be able to make hawaii work, jonahs first day of 1st grade is april 6th.. he CAN NOT miss it.. its a BIG deal.. B-I-G!!! he will not start out on the right foot if he misses it"
"james what is a vacation anyways??" making great memories, let just imagine we had the best time!!!!"
I could NOT help but make fun of him.. as this thinking is what also happened on my birthday..
"sorry I didn't get you anything but I am working hard so everyday can be your birthday, no wait james what does that even mean"
the THINGS that come out of your dads mouth to moms ears MAKE ME CRY laugh!!!!
so this is the day we are having..
we step out to get a screw for ozzy's window shade.. ( which btw still kills me that there is NO such a thing as a quick errand here:)
on the way I call the number to the hair salon to see if they can cut my hair since AT will be home and he is walking right beside me to ask them quickly " hey can you fit in MY AWESOME WIFE THAT ROCKS MY FREAKING WORLD MAKES ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE IS POSITIVE ENGERY AND BECAUSE OF HER I AM ALL THAT I AM.. .. I call the number then hand the phone to AT.. he goes right into conversation with about a paragraph worth.. then hangs up..
what number did you call?? that was not the hair salon.. why do you ALWAYS do this to me????
i cant help but start to LAUGH.. for two reasons..
when have I ever done that???? AT says too many time to count..
"okay then just tell me one time"
AT says "the last time you did it"
DUDE are you hungry??? you stuffed your face with a pizza right before we walked out the door.. but your flipping tude like you's hungry
we do our errand.. HE EATS again.. all is good..
we get on the train to come back home.. he is off to work and his stop is a couple after mine.. so I we step on to the train.. I GET THIS AWESOME idea... start to get the biggest grin.. AT looks at me.. mouthing "what" as remember trains are QUITE!!!
AT sitting down starting to app up his IPHONE. relaxing.. like he needs to take a load off??? MAKE ME LAUGH AT!!!
mom has oz in front pack and holding on to the stroller with the trues..
our stop is here.. the doors open..
I say in perfect, clear LOUD japanese..
i love you
again "i love you" now holding my hands up to say are you NOT going to say it back?? while looking directly at him with my WIDE EYED church eyes.
again I LOVE YOU
AT just sitting and waving.. then I hit the train window "saying that pisses me off " in perfect japanese..
making a scene for AT to be left with!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh that felt so good to make AT's face turn red!!!!!
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That's HILARIOUS!!! I love it!
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