what happens when you prepare a talk that you have known about for two weeks the day of!!! not only the day of but around 11 am and church starts at 130:) NOT including it takes an hour to get there..
DUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE it reminds me why I married AT not our best moment for sure as BOTH of us.. JUST LAUGHING SOOOOOOO HARD at what we are going to come up with.. NERVOUS.. but then going back and telling the boys its okay to be nervous.. as they can feel the air of us being LIKE WHY ARE WE BOTH SO STUPID?????? RUDE TO THE MEMBERS TO not try harder!!!!!
I TOTALLY will tell the truth at age 32 I full on called my mom saying DUDDE what you got .. she started to talk I couldn't even write fast enough SOOO I begged her to just scan it and EMAIL IT FAST!!, as our well oiled machine of a church we go to.. we around the world are on the same lessons!!! and SHE just happens to be a RS teacher and had a whole lesson planned... NOW kids.. I don't know if by the time you are reading this you have gotten a feel for you momsy.. but SHE USES WORDS NOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY understands!!! I say dumb it down and literally it takes about three tries for her to genuinely come up with a word your o'l rocking mom will understand.. now you can proceed with your story!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAYS.. AT and I laughing as he was like JUST read her whole lesson.. I don't care just take up time..
AT it wont even make sense..
and it doesn't take more that ONE conversation with me.. to so KNOW I did not bust out that talk NO matter HOW long I study it!!!
but again with the fear in AT.. as I totally told him straight up.. out of the 40 minutes bishop said we had.. 35 of them were GOING to be his..
needless to say.. AT said will you at least introduce our family..
NO I WILL NOT.. I DONT like that anyways..
then AT saying well fine..
then walking to the train station AT rehearsing what he is going to say...
our first born son we named jonah YO ICH I turner
his birthday is june 26th 2003
his blood type is O
OUR second son tad a KI RA turner
his blood type is OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
our third child
truly AI turner
her blood type is probably OOOOOOOOOOOO
just crap like this making MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM LAUGH so hard..

I think you boys will quickly get what dad was doing by the time you read this.. YOU are bound to have your OWN stories of dad doing this numbing, thinking, speaking he does!!!!!!

so on the way to church we pass good old mckdees.. so I think what the heck lets make this better and gets trues some mcdonalds.. as WE ARE NEEDING truly to just simmer!!!
happy trues
perfect ozzy!
talkative tad, NOT EVEN KNOWING what whisper is
jonah being him quite self.. in his own thoughts..


We did it.. I am not even going to TRY and describe how it went down..

but when I step up the the microphone WITH my lap top to READ WORD FOR WORD momsy lessons... I open with DUDE I don't know whats harder to be up here OR play WFF with my kids down there.. OF course ONLY the americans got that..
but my mind went clear.. as really it was different and a bit relaxing to just speak rather then SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my kids and remind them the same old same old.. CAN WE GIVE THE LORD JUST ONE HOUR OF RESPECT?????
kind of funny coming from a mom that couldn't even pull her brain together enough to prepare her own talk..