this reminds me of how little control I have... I have come to a point where.. I simply sometimes.. can NOT even think straight.. what do I address first?? how do I rein you in?? whom do I rein in first?????
DVD player broken.. we head over to the store to buy another.. and rent new movies..
ozzy bum bum has been getting PROGRESSIVELY worse.. it has made me think twice about taking you out.. as I do NOT want to not be able to change you ON the spot with ANY pee or poo........... as acid on your bum.. thats just MEAN!!!!!!
so with the need of entertainment.. and some fresh air for the other three.. I go armed.............
we make it as far as NEW dvd.. new player.. now we are across the street to get hotdogs.. i had jonah money..... run in.. as ozzy NEEDS to be changed.. we are right near the street.. I am starting to not think clearly.. as where do I change him with some privacy.... while trying to rein you all.. as please calm down.. STOP running into the street.. LISTEN.. stop pulling on the storm drain outside the bakery.. I am TRYING not to yell.. this is a high traffic area of people.. please.. I NEED to change him quickly.. please.. come here.. NOBDOY listening ( i even offer a sorry to a family that passes right by to see all ) .. so I think.. eeeeeeerrrrrggggggg i will just change him quickly.. as I can THINK STRAIGHT.. the acid.... he needs more cream... so I start it.. well of course.. you are going to move around.. I am trying to do it will literally sitting on the street.. you are squirming cause you are in pain...... DUDE.. I can see tad and truly using the storm drain as if they are TARZAN.. I start to yell. as you are REALLY getting out of control.. jonah has come out and starts in with tad.. being ninja's .....my hopes was to try and hide the diaper change.. as WHO wants to see poo.. with newly fresh baked goods in their bags????
finally a diapered ozzy.. i pull you all in.. sure I can hurry and leave.. but DUDE.. its RIGHT in our neighborhood. with the bright green stroller.. with our very noticeably different light color of hair.. HOW did I let it get this OUT Of control?????
oh well at least ozzy's bum is protected and in a dry diaper.......
lets run home so we can be on lock down.. safe..